If the pen is more powerful than the sword, then this cuff
could be deemed more powerful than a drunken samurai with a death wish. You get the idea. Put it on. Bam! Powerful. (Albeit a little reckless.)
The cuff measures approximately 2 ½ inches in width and is
constructed of dark brown felt with an embossed pattern. It is adorned with brass buttons and other finery
and boasts an adjustable brass magnetic snap.
Cuff fits wrists measuring approximately 6 inches to 8 ½ inches.
The felt is constructed from recycled post-consumer plastic
bottles, so it’s a bit of a karma boost to offset whatever it is you did whilst
you were being reckless. (We’re not
going to ask…it’s probably more information than we really want to be burdened
with.)
The Emporium would like to point out, however, that we are
not liable in any way for any of the activities undertaken whilst wearing said cuff, and any buyer agrees to hold us
harmless for any wanton destruction and/or debauchery that may occur as a
result.
