Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentines Roses are Red Hanging Pendant Lamp Chandelier




A wonderful centerpiece for any room, this exquisite chandelier is crafted from cascades of silk rose petals, scarlet orchids and glittering beading.

It came to the Emporium courtesy of one Madame Chalblique who upon encountering it in a burlesque salon in Paris demanded that the proprietor sell it to her immediately.  It appears that the proprietor was obliged to comply with the request.  We are unsure whether this has more to do with Madame Chalblique’s powers of persuasion, or the fact that she is renowned for carrying a Moroccan dagger in her garter and has a reputation for using it to get what she wants.
 
Either way, the Roses are Red Chandelier may be yours as the Madame has agreed to part with it due to an unfortunate event involving fourteen missing cases Chateau Lafite, a Chinese magician and a rather persistent man from Scotland Yard.

We here at the Emporium have found that its powers far exceed that of common mistletoe in enticing kisses and secrets from lovers, which is, we assume, one of the reasons Madame Chamblique was so eager to acquire it in the first place.

The Roses are Red Chandelier measures approximately 12 inches in diameter and 24 inches in length and is equipped with a 15 foot white cord with a handy on and off switch.  (We recommend both settings.) We have not included a bulb as those new-fangled things are apt to shatter in shipping, but we imagine it in either white or red.

The Roses are Red Chandelier adds an absolute aura of clandestine love and mystery to any boudoir or salon.   We are considering supplying a warning with the item, but if you are purchasing it, you are probably well aware of what the warning would entail.

A replica of this lovely chandelier in a different color may be custom made to order.  Possible colors include white, silver and petal pink.  Though the staff here at the Emporium is nothing if not resourceful, so if there is a particular color you desire, please inquire.  

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