A wonderful centerpiece for any room, this exquisite chandelier is crafted from cascades of silk rose petals, scarlet orchids and glittering beading.
It came to the Emporium courtesy of one Madame Chalblique
who upon encountering it in a burlesque salon in Paris demanded that the
proprietor sell it to her immediately.
It appears that the proprietor was obliged to comply with the
request. We are unsure whether this has
more to do with Madame Chalblique’s powers of persuasion, or the fact that she
is renowned for carrying a Moroccan dagger in her garter and has a reputation
for using it to get what she wants.
Either way, the Roses are Red Chandelier may be yours as the
Madame has agreed to part with it due to an unfortunate event involving fourteen
missing cases Chateau Lafite, a Chinese magician and a rather persistent man
from Scotland Yard.
We here at the Emporium have found that its powers far
exceed that of common mistletoe in enticing kisses and secrets from lovers,
which is, we assume, one of the reasons Madame Chamblique was so eager to
acquire it in the first place.
The Roses are Red Chandelier measures approximately 12
inches in diameter and 24 inches in length and is equipped with a 15 foot white
cord with a handy on and off switch. (We
recommend both settings.) We have not included a bulb as those new-fangled
things are apt to shatter in shipping, but we imagine it in either white or red.
The Roses are Red Chandelier adds an absolute aura of
clandestine love and mystery to any boudoir or salon. We are considering supplying a warning with
the item, but if you are purchasing it, you are probably well aware of what the
warning would entail.
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